25 Jokes That Are So Dumb, They're Actually Funny! #21 Killed Me!

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When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one. Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. Lets commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.

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Funny Jokes

Hot 11 months ago An extremely wealthy man walks into a fancy restaurant. He notices a beautiful woman sitting all alone at a table in the corner. He decides to send her a bottle of wine to get her attention. He tells the busboy to give her a bottle of their most expensive wine and tell her its from him. The busyboy does as instructed and returns with you so beautiful jokes note from the woman. The note reads, For me to accept this bottle, you must have a Mercedes in the driveway, one million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants. The man reads this and sends the woman a note he wrote himself. Hot 11 months ago A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition. He inquires about it with the owner. But you gotta tell me how you keep it in such good shape. Well, says the seller, it's pretty simple. Just make sure that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. In fact, since you're buying the bike I won't need my tube of Vaseline anymore. The guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker. He takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that; 1 it had never been occupied 2 that there was plenty of heat 3 that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it you so beautiful jokes entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check Hot 10 months ago An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful you so beautiful jokes gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, Chanel No. About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts and says.

Two asses, they come together again. Well, says the seller, it's pretty simple. So to complete your transformation, learn these following jokes or keep others like them in your arsenal, and you are sure to become a sex machine! As I picked up my equipment and dog, a boy asked if that was my dog. You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am! I always used to have a problem where I never could remember the jokes I was told. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. Hot 11 months ago An extremely wealthy man walks into a fancy restaurant. How can you say they're not worth it? The guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker. Chang sighed deeply and replied…. No, she replies, but my cucumbers are enormous.